If we were actually invaded by aliens from outer space and seek to destroy us, who do you guys think they will likely to kill first? I guess this is the very question for the government to wonder as they are the ones who must protect the important people in our country. Aliens are smart, that’s why they have space ships that can fly in space and can warp time and matter. They are also smart enough to build weapons of mass destruction (maybe like those found in Iraq) that can annihilate the human race from the face of this Earth. The only choice we have to is hide these important people and hope that the aliens cannot find them so that later on, we can continue living on as a human race.

However, we must first know who to protect and who we should throw to the wolves. Well, here is my own take on this important matter, we must protect the following groups of people.

1. Beer Makers - Without beer, we are nothing. Also we cannot get drunk and say silly things.
2. Kung Fu People - Without Kung Fu, we cannot fly about and dodge bullets. Pandas as well. They are so cute.
3. Pizza Makers - Without Pizza, we will grow hungry. When we are hungry, we get moody and cry/complain.
4. Teachers - Without teachers, we cannot sleep. And when we cannot sleep, we can’t do great things.
5. Mobile Phone Makers - Without mobile phones, we cannot discuss about the latest movies and fashion. We also cannot spread rumours fast enough to ruin people’s lives.
6. Janitors - Without janitors, we got to clean our own toilets. Where got time?
7. Internet Makers - Without Internet, we cannot share files. If we cannot share files, then what’s the point of living? We also cannot watch Youtube and post nasty messages on blogs.

Okay, that’s about it. For the sake of humanity, that’s all we should protect and perhaps hide them in an underground mountain where alien lasers cannot penetrate. Or we could build those nuclear bunkers with lead shielding? And we should also consider having an emergency response team which could extract these people and rush them to these special hideouts/bunkers fast. You will never know how fast the Aliens can strike.

For the rest of the people, I am sorry. But you guys are disposable so you will have to die if the Aliens come knocking on our front door.