http://blog.jeffkee.com/2008/01/21/hell-explained-by-chemistry-student/

One of the best answers to one of the world’s oldest question - whether hell gives off heat or absorbs heat. Didn’t know chemistry students nowadays are so damn creative. I guess time has changed so much since I was in school that I have no idea they give such questions for exams in school. And what was the professor thinking, giving the student an A+ for the test? A scientific question cannot be answered and quantified by some girl named Teresa and shouts of “Oh my god!”.

It also proves that American students are way too free, even during exams. In Singapore, you are never going to have enough time in your exams to think up such a creative answer to such a profound question. It’s like the meaning of life kind of thing. We all will still be struggling with the first question by the end of the exam. Yes, it is so damn tough, well, I guess maybe just for me. I really hate chemistry. Who cares what bonds with what when you heat some stupid element. I mean, seriously.

I think the best person to ask these types of question is me. I am very intuned with the fabric of life and the meaning of life that sometimes I even scare myself. You don’t have to be sitting on a bench something and meditating to be thinking deep thoughts. Basically, I just exist. And once I exist, I become one with the world. And when I become one with the world, I am in. So next time, ask the correct person these types of question. Oh, by the way, enlightenment comes much easier with alcohol. This is a proven fact.