What’s worse then going to the public toilet, shitting and THEN realizing that you don’t have anything to wipe your ass with? And that toilet cubicle doesn’t have anything, not even a tap to wash my ass with. Tell me, is there anything worse than that? That must be the grossest thing you have ever heard right? You must be guessing what I did. I am not going to tell you. I think it could even be illegal to post on the Internet.

And my office’s Internet access is flaky today. Sometimes it will just time out when I surf websites and I had to refresh and refresh constantly. Think it has to do with my ISP’s proxy. Isn’t proxies supposed to make surfing much faster and more reliable? Well, that’s what they tell me anyway. It just gave me more problems and headaches and everyone in the office is complaining about the slow speed. The boss is looking at me like it’s my fault and the technical support for my ISP seemed not to really care. “Thank you for calling LGA!” is the only thing they can say. Thanks for nothing. Can’t even do my work properly too, not to mention video and audio steaming. This is the kind of day I am having today.

If you got any worse days, please tell me about it. I wish to feel better. Or I could just go to bed and sleep.