The Great Pimple Attack

I thought I was too old to get attacked by pimples, but it happened. One side of my face was attacked by pimples, and it left a lot of little red...

I thought I was too old to get attacked by pimples, but it happened. One side of my face was attacked by pimples, and it left a lot of little red spots which looked absolutely ugly. Man, pimples suck. I look like a 15 year old kid who just reached puberty. And worse of all, there is a big one right on my nose. It looked more like a boil. It first started like all normal pimples – small, but then it suddenly grew and grew and now it’s like the only thing on my face. I had to apply those brownish lotion on my face and now, at least my face look like a human face. And sadly, I enjoy squeezing my pimples. I don’t know why. I find that pimples are meant to be squeezed. I guess it should be the thrill of feeling a exploding pimple and the yellowish puss rushing out, sort of like a volcano. Queer? Yes, I am, especially with that blemish on my face. Seriously, who isn’t?

You know the real trick in tackling the pimple problem? Just plain water. Once in a while, I will wash my face with soap but mainly I will just wash with water. And your hands should be very clean when you touch your face. If you overwash with soap or cleanser, you will find that your face will generate even more oil to compensate and that would make your skin problem worse. Just frequent washing with plain water is enough. And drink a lot of fluids. I find eating fruits and vegetables would also help.

How did it happen? I am not sure but I think it is most likely caused by a dirty pillow because only one side of my face is affected badly by it. Perhaps it is due to something I ate recently? Or maybe because I never bath for a month now? Whatever it was, I hope that it would never happen again. If it happens too often, it could spell the end of my social life. Or maybe I will just attract 15 year old girls?

Got Another Weird Email

Yes, I got another of those very weird emails. The subject title is “are u happy?” and when I open the email, it shows me advertisements for some male enhancement drug!...

Yes, I got another of those very weird emails. The subject title is “are u happy?” and when I open the email, it shows me advertisements for some male enhancement drug! I mean seriously, how is the subject title related to the actual email message? Happiness is not related to having an enhanced body part right? And why did they send it to me in the first place? I am happy and if I am not happy, it won’t be because of some problem with my body part(s). Hey, I am pretty happy with my body. I know a few of my friends who are having problems with their body, I have forwarded those emails to them. It would be better for you to directly email them instead of sending them to me.

How many of you guys receive such emails? I don’t know why people whom I have never meet or communicated before keep sending me these kind of emails, I really don’t need any enhancement drugs. I never did. I am perfectly healthy and I am sure that my partner is very pleased with my performance. Yes, I know some of these people are worried about me and I am touched by all the help you guys are offering, but if I need such things, it should be about 10 to 15 years later. I am quite young and vigourous at this moment in time.

If you want to help me, it would be better for you to send me some money. I could really use some more of those. But if you have several millions you Nigerian princes want to distribute, please don’t ask me to send money to you first. I have no money right now. It would be better for you to send me the millions you have stashed in some Nigerian bank and I will withdraw a little out and send it back to you. This way, the funds involved will be strictly from one party. Thank you.