Singapore is definitely the place you want to go if you have a fetish for fat and obese people. Truly, how are Singaporeans going to live if one day, we don’t have any fattening foods available? We are all going to die without such rich foods! I heard that in Singapore, the people here are so fat and greedy, that all restaurants had to cancel their buffets and only allow ala carte for the fear of people exploding. We won’t want that to happen now do we? Exploding fat people is dangerous to everyone around them. I heard that when they explode, they give off the same amount of energy as 3 nuclear bombs.

After you have finished your medium raw three pound steak with massive potatoes topped with rich milky sauce, and you are still thinking of more fattening snacks to wash your beef down, you can take a look at The Butter Creations. As the name states, it’s all about butter and cookies. And they do make some great looking cookies. They have this butter cookies with a cookie chip on top as well as corn flake cookies, which I believe is butter cookies mixed with corn flakes. Yes, yes they look sinful but with is life without any sin? All you have to do is to avoid looking at the mirror like forever and you don’t have to worry about the weight gain anyway. And to make you feel better, take a look outside and you will find that you are not alone. There are many other fat and out of shape Singaporeans out there. Some who are even fatter than you are! So go ahead, take a bite…..you will find happiness in every bite. Till your overworked heart gives out on you.

Oh, and The Butter Creations delivers right to your doorstep! You know what that means. You get to eat butter cookies and you don’t even have to leave your house! Just sit in front of your computer, send an email and wait for the cookies to be delivered to your place. Life is just so damn wonderful.