According to the Big Bang Theory, Google as created sometime between 100 million to 20 billion years ago. Based on my measurements, these figures are pretty inaccurate but these are the best we have, so we will stick with it. What happened was that there was a cosmic explosion out of nothingness called a “singularity” that hurled all sort of crap (plus some rare useful stuff) in all directions and later joined together to create the “Internet“. Then a stray meteoroid came along and somehow it attracted even more crap. It later became very big and formed to something we now called Google. It is big enough to have it’s own gravity and can affect all other meteoroids nearby. The amazing thing about this meteor is that due to the pressure built up by the layers and layers of crap it has accumulated, it sometimes would splew out blackholes that will eat everything along it’s path, including blackhat SEO guys and even link sellers or even those keywords stuffers.

Now, we all know that Google is the best place to search for crap. It has been working very well for sometime now. Although there are other meteoroids out there, none come even close to absorbing as much crap as Google, so I think most people will just use it. You have to be aware of the blackholes created and learn how to avoid it. Other than crap, you can sometimes find useful stuff on Google as well. But of course, that is very rare.

This Big Bang Theory suggest that the Internet is always expanding and thus absorbing more and more crap out there. So from this theory we know that Google is expanding as well. But what we are afraid is that if Google gets more and more crap, it will get more and more dense and finally form their own singularity and thus may just explode in our faces. We won’t want that too happen as we will all get crap splatted on our faces. Not to mention the noise made by the explosion. It disturbs us so. But based on my very complex calculations, it will probably take Google maybe 5-10 more years before it gets this big to cause us problems, so I tell you guys not to worry.