Yes, it is true. Google has now taken control of the sun and they are directly tapping power from it. Although they had spun a tale about using Solar Panels to produce electricity from the sun, we all know the truth about it. It is not the solar panels that are creating electricity, it is energy directly beamed from the sun. They need the energy to power their brand new Google servers which basically are the same servers as before. Looks like they are just too powerful even for the almighty sun. You can even call Google The New Sun God.

From my inside information, they are now powering the Sun’s core with their own algorithms and this will result in less solar flares but will produce more Sunspots to confuse you. And instead of viewing advertisements on their web search results, you will view Google advertisements when you go outside. You can even do searches without a PC! Just look at the sun with Google’s special sunglasses and do your search. The results will be displayed clearly on the Sun’s surface plus irrelevant advertisements, unless there are clouds or something blocking. And with less solar flares, there will be less disruption to our communications and our satellites too. Thank the Sun God for that one.

And also from my inside informant, Google will now punish people who sell links by frying their servers with a concentrated beam of energy. This beam will most likely be from the sun. And there is no where to hide from that. So if I were you, I would not to sell links to others anymore. Make money by paddling porn is the most preferred method now.