Yes, what has happened to my KFC Chicken? I mean, has it strunk or what? And if it has shrunk, what did they do to the rest of the parts? Wait a minute, I don’t want to know. Seriously, I don’t want to know. Another complain I have is the KFC Chicken’s favour seemed off and dry too. Perhaps they miss one and only added 99 secret spices or that Colonel guy decided to add some other “spices” in the mix for entertainment? It tastes funny and different. The new favours don’t seem to agree with me either. Their new Miso Crunch Chicken taste exactly like their Spicy Chicken, just a few flakes of seaweed added on top to cater to the Japan crazed Singapore youngsters and their weird hairdo.

I am not sure whether you Singapore guys have realized (or perhaps you were too young to realize) that the chicken pieces by KFC seemed to have shrunk. I mean the pieces are much smaller than before. I used to feel full after eating two pieces of KFC chicken, but now it just don’t cut it. I need more chicken to make me full. And worse, the prices of KFC Chicken has raisen considerably in the past few years. Have you even tried their Shrooms Burger? You can fit the entire burger in the palms of my nephew’s hand. That’s how big that 2 dollar burger is. Even their Fillet Burger is tiny. Very disappointing even for small eaters like me.

I really miss the old KFC. You know when they have real juicy chicken instead of the tough leather we are having now and every meal I had at KFC was an great experience. I remembered before, the food was served to you fresh and they provided you with plentiful of Ketchup (real Ketchup, not that crappy tasteless packet ones). Now, you wait in line and they throw a few pieces of rocks into a paper plate and call it Chicken. Perhaps it is because I am getting fussier (or old) or perhaps it is just that KFC has gone off the rails and now only provides purely “Fast Food”, period. Actually, in Singapore, eating is no longer an experience for most of us. Spolit for choice maybe? Well, that could be it, but I think the problem lies with big commericial entities taking over everything. Everything has become completely FOR PROFIT. If it makes money, nothing else matters. So you now know, this is what happened to my KFC Chicken.