It’s the latest craze in Singapore now, Yoga. Everyone is taking up courses on Yoga and Yoga centres/clinics are hiring Yoga Masters and Experts from India and Greenland to teach these people. So I have created a list of Singapore Yoga Centres for anyone wishing to join in this craze and get some exercise. It’s a small list currently, but don’t worry, I will add more in time. It is also interesting that as this kind of exercise gets more popular in Singapore, the techniques get more exotic. We now have Hot Yoga (whatever that means) and other kinds of yoga available to the public. I just wonder, if anyone finds ordinary yoga so easy that they need to take the next step and look for more exotic kinds of yoga? Must really be a flexible person.

Anyone know that I am actually a Yoga Expert myself? No, I am not kidding. I once was so at peace with myself that I woke up like 100 miles away from my home. Some people say I was drunk, but that’s not possible, I don’t drink alcohol. Especially not the hogwash we call beer here in Singapore. And just last week, I was so joined with the my divine spirit that I ramped my 50 dollar bicycle into a tree that was in my path to enlightenment. Nothing stops me from the achieving enlightenment, wood. Again, there are some people who say that it is my cycling skill that suck big time, but who really listens to them anyway. A true Yoga master only listens to his inner self.

I think I will start a Yoga Studio myself. I will then charge Singaporeans (or anyone stupid enough to come to Singapore) heaps of money for me to help them feel at ease, especially about their financial problems. They will feel great after coming to my sessions, I guarantee. Pay first, feel good later.