Google finally wisen up and realized that more than half the population on Earth is actually from the planet Mars. I told them before but the big bosses there don’t believe me.  I had to drag them out to the streets and force them to talk to the general population for them to realize this fact. One of their engineers (Xatres III the Sexy aka Matt Cutts) is even one of them. So in order for them to get control of the Internet even more (like the Martian market), they have decided to have Google Maps for Mars. Yes, you heard me right, it’s for Mars. So if you are a Martian and would like a bird’s eye view of the place where you live, try Google Maps Mars. It’s pretty cool too.

I guess if you live underneath to that big red rock next to the butt shaped crater, you can show your fellow Martians or those human you trust. And I heard that it is very precise. It even comes with an infrared version for those who are normal spectum impaired. Coming up next will be in the Ultraviolet spectrum. They don’t want to be biased to a certain group of Martians now do they. That’s very thoughtful of them. I also heard that their next Google Maps project will be for Jupiter and if you are full of hot gas (like me), you will be pleased.

But beware, one day humans may use Google maps to invade your planet and bring Starbucks Coffee to Mars and Jupiter. In fact, I think it is inevitable that humans will one day bring Starbucks Coffee to Mars, it is just a matter of time. We all hate horrible tasting coffee, but it definitely taste better all covered with milk/chocolate and cream right? Plus they charge you way more than it is worth. Who does that better than Starbucks? And with Google Maps, you will know precisely where to get them horrid coffee!

Someone from Digitalpoint forums has started a list of directories. It is surprising that the authour named it the Complete List of Directories. Why surprising you might ask? Well, it’s not complete. Not even close. There are probably thousands of directories out there in the wild. And it’s very weird that they didn’t include my directories in that complete list. I mean, my two great and “powerful” directories are famous on the Internet for their editorial integrity and millions use it to search for stuff like gambling and porn. How could the author have missed my directories? Is the author living in a well or what? I didn’t spend years and years building up my directories’ reputation for nothing. And I didn’t spend thousands of dollars in advertising not to be included in these kind of lists. I am going to give this guy a piece of my mind and demand that he change his list name to the puny list of useless directories until he adds mine. I demand respect!

And anyway, if you are looking for a list of directories, it would be better to visit directories of directories. These are directories which lists directories. Ouch! I am included in some of them like Info Vilesilencer and ADD URL.nu. These have been driving traffic to my directories for months now and I can safely say that they work. And adding your directories into these sites is easy too.

I am also going to start The Complete List of Braindead Humans so please help me by listing down your full name and address. It’s going to be a great resource when Judgement Day comes.