Google Offered Drinks to Not Too Smart People

Yes, it looks like Google had the solution for those that are not too bright. People like me. What they are doing is providing you(?) with a drink called Google Gulp...

Yes, it looks like Google had the solution for those that are not too bright. People like me. What they are doing is providing you(?) with a drink called Google Gulp that makes you(?) more intelligent and less thirsty. So if you are searching for something on Google websearch, and you are lost, take a sip of this fabulous drink and hoot, suddenly everything becomes clear. In fact, it was so successful that it nearly ruined Google. Nobody needs to search for information anymore since they are smarter and more intelligent after drinking the Google Gulp. They had to shut down production and close their drink factories and even burnt their secret formula for Google Gulp to prevent it from falling into the right hands like those people in Universities. I heard that the secret formula actually consist of 3 different kinds of dog pee, some more pungent than the others.

Sad that making money takes precedence over enhancing human intelligence. Think of what will happen if everyone is more intelligent than the average Google employee. We would have seen another golden age of mankind just like last week when they sent Paris Hilton to prison. The average intelligence increase three fold during that time. Yes, damn those apes. Damn them all.

Ironically, they still have their promo page for Google Gulp up. I think that they can’t figure out how to delete a page after they created it. I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least I know the keyboard has a delete key somewhere, right? If you are interested, please visit: Google Gulp.

It’s Just Way Too Many Directories Out There

Agreed? I mean just look around you. There are hundreds of new directories popping up every week. Just go to forums which allows directories to be announced. You will be shocked....

Agreed? I mean just look around you. There are hundreds of new directories popping up every week. Just go to forums which allows directories to be announced. You will be shocked. And most of these directories are general web directories, all with the main purpose of selling links and nothing more. Sure, we do see some of these directories with new “features” like them “deep links” mods and stuff, but in the end, it’s still mainly about links. Nobody visits a general web directory to find sites anymore. Why? Because basically, they are the same everywhere. They all have nearly the same listings and ultimately the same content. Even when a directory has real traffic, these traffic goes mainly to the directory’s blog, article sections, news section or download section. What little traffic that then flows to the directory itself is not really worth mentioning Nearly all the traffic comes from webmasters and SEOers doing submissions.

And since I am a directory owner myself, I know it’s getting harder and harder to promote my directory. There is just way too many of them out there and it’s difficult to differentiate between them. I am sure that even successful web directory owners are starting new directories, in the hope to bank on their success and reputation to gain customers and clients. With that being said, if you look at successful general web directories, you will see that a good portion of clients are actually other directory owners. New directories are fueling the growth of old and more established directories (and their offspring).

It is easy to start a directory. There is no doubt about that. So easy as to just install a script on your shared hosting site, do a category dump and then place a few links here and there to promote your directory and wait to get submissions and money from these submissions. Really? If so, I guess most people will be starting the directories in the thousands and become rich in no time. And truly there will be no more hunger, pain, disease and wars in the world. We have just created an Utopia.