Yes, it looks like Google had the solution for those that are not too bright. People like me. What they are doing is providing you(?) with a drink called Google Gulp...
Yes, it looks like Google had the solution for those that are not too bright. People like me. What they are doing is providing you(?) with a drink called Google Gulp that makes you(?) more intelligent and less thirsty. So if you are searching for something on Google websearch, and you are lost, take a sip of this fabulous drink and hoot, suddenly everything becomes clear. In fact, it was so successful that it nearly ruined Google. Nobody needs to search for information anymore since they are smarter and more intelligent after drinking the Google Gulp. They had to shut down production and close their drink factories and even burnt their secret formula for Google Gulp to prevent it from falling into the right hands like those people in Universities. I heard that the secret formula actually consist of 3 different kinds of dog pee, some more pungent than the others.
Sad that making money takes precedence over enhancing human intelligence. Think of what will happen if everyone is more intelligent than the average Google employee. We would have seen another golden age of mankind just like last week when they sent Paris Hilton to prison. The average intelligence increase three fold during that time. Yes, damn those apes. Damn them all.
Ironically, they still have their promo page for Google Gulp up. I think that they can’t figure out how to delete a page after they created it. I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least I know the keyboard has a delete key somewhere, right? If you are interested, please visit: Google Gulp.