It seems that Google loves me so much, that they have 2 exact index of my page! Take a look below.

You see, I didn’t buy links because I am too poor, so Google rewards me. Hahaha, take that you arrogant and rich link buyers! I have outsmarted you guys again. And no, I didn’t photoshop this ok? All of you, take note of this, if you want to be loved by Google, you will have to follow what they say. They don’t like people who stray from the true path and their engineers will come and rain death and destruction on your websites. And if you would like to pay for links, why not just pay to Google directly? They have this thing called “Adwords“. Paying them is good as with more money and power they will rain more death, disease and destruction to unbelievers and greedy link sellers. These people will pay for their sins. And once they cleared out these people, the Internet will be pure and full of obedient people who would use only Google Phone. Isn’t it just heavenly?